I'm jealous of Conker. If he gets bored for more than 30 seconds he'll fall asleep. Same with Fred. Me? Nope. Sleeping is near impossible if you take into consideration the fact that Fred snores, likes to give midnight cuddles (death grips are a better name), hogs the covers and doesn't turn off his alarm until I angrily poke him in the eye.
Conker will lick his butt for 30 minutes straight but after he's done he'll conk out and only wake to readjust his placement of paws on my face. He will usually start out two feet away from me or at the foot of the bed and somehow migrate all the way up to my face by the time he finds it appropriate to be awake. He likes to do secret cuddles where he slowly gets closer and closer until he's nearly shoving you off the bed.
Unlike Fred, he is easily moved and doesn't make sounds when he's asleep. Except for the dream barks and grumbles he makes when you do something he doesn't approve of.
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